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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

A man who was diagnosed with cancer 6 months earlier returns to the doctor to review the results of all the work. Upon arriving, he notices a new energy to the doctor's office. Stepping up to the counter, he sees what has to be the hottest nurse of all time, hell, the hottest woman he's seen face to face. All of a sudden the door pops open, and the doc says "Jones! In my office! I have good news and bad news!" Glancing back at the vision of loveliness, he swears to himself that she was as beautiful and sexy and stacked as a porn star. He moves slowly away from her, begrudgingly stepping to the doctor's inner office...

Sitting in the leather chair, the doc motions to him impatiently. Quickly sitting down, the feeling of urgency and anxiety are more than he can bear. "Doc, you said: Good news, bad news..."

"That's right!"

"I-I-I I gotta hear the bad news, first!"

Solemly the doc closes the file, drops his head a bit and tells our hero that he has 6 months to live

"SIX MONTHS!!! OHHHHHH NOOOOOO...What the hell is the good news???"

The doc jumps to his feet and almost yells "I'm ****ing that nurse! YEAAH!"

IVAN SNACHZKY APPROVES THIS JOKE, YES!?!??