A department store opened up downtown specifically for women looking for "the right man". A woman walks in the door, and immediately sees a big sign saying "ALL MEN ON THIS FLOOR ARE GUARANTEED TO BE HONEST, HARD WORKING MEN" -- followed by pictures of available men who have proven to meet this criteria posted all over the walls.
She is overwhelmed by all the options, but out of the corner of her eye she sees an escalator with a sign pointing up and saying "more options, floor two". Intrigued, she gets on the escalator, and when she gets to the top she sees a sign that says "ALL MEN ON THIS FLOOR ARE NOT ONLY HONEST AND HARD-WORKING, BUT ALSO GREAT WITH KIDS", followed by pictures everywhere she looked. Amazed at her good fortune, she pours over the various pics, but can't help but notice another escalator with a sign pointing up and saying "more options, floor three".
Thinking it must be too good to be true, she gets on the escalator. As she reaches the top she sees a sign saying "ALL MEN ON THIS FLOOR ARE HARD-WORKING, GOOD WITH KIDS, AND MAKE A GREAT SALARY". While there weren't quite as many pictures on this level, she is still pleasantly surprised by the many choices. However, as she peruses the various pics, she finds herself wondering if there's another escalator. Sure enough, she finds one, with a sign pointing up saying "more options, floor four". Finding herself getting giddy, she runs to the escalator and rides to the top. This time, there's a sign saying "ALL MEN ON THIS LEVEL ARE HARD-WORKING, GOOD WITH KIDS, RICH, AND IN TOUCH WITH THEIR FEMININE SIDE".
She barely sees the sign, however, as she races past the pics to get to the escalator she sees in the corner. In her haste, she didn't even realize there was no sign at the bottom of this escalator. However, there was one at the top. It read . . .
"THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS LEVEL. IT SIMPLY SERVES TO PROVE THE POINT THAT NO MATTER HOW GOOD A MAN IS, IT WILL
NEVER BE ENOUGH TO PLEASE A WOMAN."
A month later, another store is opened that only caters to men. A sign right inside the entrance says "ALL WOMEN ON THIS LEVEL ARE GREAT COOKS WITH AMAZING BODIES".
The store was an instant success, as it doesn't cost much to rent out a one-story building . . .
