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PlumberKhan · 11-30-2011, 04:11 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;4258422]Wow, I'm shocked that his daughter is telling a different story now. :rolleyes:

I'm sure that makes wife #3 feel better too.[/QUOTE]

This is the problem with Newt.

[QUOTE][B]Reporter:[/B] Hey. So, uh. Newt. Remember those times you were going after Clinton for getting head?

[B]Newt:[/B] Yup.

[B]Reporter:[/B] Isn't it a tad...well, I dunno...hypocritical that at the same time you were, uh, pretty much doing the same exact thing?

[B]Newt:[/B] Nope.

[B]Reporter:[/B] Uh. Really? Seems to me like it's the same.

[B]Newt:[/B] Nope. I was working hard for America at that time. And the stress from being so fantastically patriotic and working so hard for America caused me to cheat and have an affair.

[B]Reporter:[/B] So...you're saying that patriotism is what made you boink a chick other than your wife?

[B]Newt:[/B] Yup.
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11-30-2011, 04:11 PM	#21
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,015	[QUOTE=FF2®;4258422]Wow, I'm shocked that his daughter is telling a different story now. :rolleyes: I'm sure that makes wife #3 feel better too.[/QUOTE] This is the problem with Newt. [QUOTE][B]Reporter:[/B] Hey. So, uh. Newt. Remember those times you were going after Clinton for getting head? [B]Newt:[/B] Yup. [B]Reporter:[/B] Isn't it a tad...well, I dunno...hypocritical that at the same time you were, uh, pretty much doing the same exact thing? [B]Newt:[/B] Nope. [B]Reporter:[/B] Uh. Really? Seems to me like it's the same. [B]Newt:[/B] Nope. I was working hard for America at that time. And the stress from being so fantastically patriotic and working so hard for America caused me to cheat and have an affair. [B]Reporter:[/B] So...you're saying that patriotism is what made you boink a chick other than your wife? [B]Newt:[/B] Yup. [/QUOTE]