[QUOTE=FF2®;4349639]Any recommendation for a good time?
[SIZE="1"](insert gay, jewish fat joke here)[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
A fat gay Jew walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The Parrot has no feathers, one leg, one eye and an arrow sticking out of it.
The bartender takes one look and goes "where the hell did you get that ****ing thing?!!!"
The Parrot goes "Israel!"