Dude, are they flashing you? if they are forget you are fat, you’re a quarter of the way there. is your wife hot, if so think of it this way, she's f--king you, why shouldn’t they, plus, if they are already flashing and you can break out a babies arm holding an apple that is all they will see.
You have to go for it, if you don’t you will never know if your could have succeeded. we are all praying for you that it works out.
Keep us posted,,,, please!!!