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[LEFT][B]4. Mud people - [/B]Congratulations on making it "back to nature," though we're not sure we remember "nature" containing so many upper-middle-class white kids sliding around on their bellies to Modest Mouse songs. Regardless, we hope you've enjoyed the friends you've made in that sludge pit, because they're your new ride home.[/LEFT]
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[LEFT][B]3. This guy.[/B] Whoever he is, whatever this is, we want no part of any of it.[/LEFT]
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[LEFT][B]2. Flashers who have no business flashing. [/B]Inherent enjoyability aside, boob-flashing of any kind is kind of a sad, pointless gesture. At best, you get a half-hearted acknowledgment of your surgical choices from a heroin-addled bass player, and the knowledge that 50,000 strangers are locking a mental image of you away for future masturbation purposes. At worst, you're this woman. For god's sake, lady, if you're going to unleash those things, point them at the mosh pit kids.[/LEFT]
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[LEFT][B]1. Passed-out bro who sleeps through the entire festival. [/B]Looks like someone pounded a few too many Natty Lights while driving his dad's SUV to Bonnaroo. He promised himself he'd keep it together for Dave Matthews Band, but that third Jagerbomb during the Jack Johnson set really put him over the edge. Sleep tight, Trey (his name is probably Trey). No one wanted you to be here anyway.[/LEFT]
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