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[QUOTE=crossfire;4499511][B]When you sit around wasting time in the Hampur for hours and hours, your wife gets lonely.
When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you. [/B]
[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/life-insurance-policy.jpg[/IMG]
[B]When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."
When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you. [/B]
[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/crossfire1/Hampur/EdShifleyboat.jpg[/IMG]
[B]When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.
When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.
Don't unband GMCJETS.[/B][/QUOTE]
I don't care who you are, that's some funny **** right there.
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