[QUOTE=SouthTown;4503378]I was at a bar this past weekend in Baltimore with my girlfriend and some other folks we had just met...let a little fart slip out...felt good and clear...then it got a little wet and uncomfortable...I strolled to the bathroom just to check out the situation...grabbed some TP and did a quick wipe to survey the damage...and
[B][SIZE=6]I **** MY ****ING PANTS AT 27 YEARS OLD IN A BAR[/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]
let's have a song, shall we?
southtown's lady sings this song
doo doo, doo doo
southtown's skidmark's 5 inches long
oh the doo doo day
gonna have the runs all night
gonna have the runs all day
somethin' somethin', sharted somethin'*
ate too much old bay
* you all add some words
Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 07-02-2012 at 11:09 AM.