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Jungle Shift Jet · 07-02-2012, 11:05 AM

[QUOTE=SouthTown;4503378]I was at a bar this past weekend in Baltimore with my girlfriend and some other folks we had just met...let a little fart slip out...felt good and clear...then it got a little wet and uncomfortable...I strolled to the bathroom just to check out the situation...grabbed some TP and did a quick wipe to survey the damage...and

[B][SIZE=6]BAM[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=6]I **** MY ****ING PANTS AT 27 YEARS OLD IN A BAR[/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]

let's have a song, shall we?

southtown's lady sings this song

doo doo, doo doo

southtown's skidmark's 5 inches long

oh the doo doo day

gonna have the runs all night

gonna have the runs all day

somethin' somethin', sharted somethin'*

ate too much old bay

* you all add some words

07-02-2012, 11:05 AM	#123
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,043	[QUOTE=SouthTown;4503378]I was at a bar this past weekend in Baltimore with my girlfriend and some other folks we had just met...let a little fart slip out...felt good and clear...then it got a little wet and uncomfortable...I strolled to the bathroom just to check out the situation...grabbed some TP and did a quick wipe to survey the damage...and [B][SIZE=6]BAM[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=6]I ** MY *ING PANTS AT 27 YEARS OLD IN A BAR[/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE] let's have a song, shall we? southtown's lady sings this song doo doo, doo doo southtown's skidmark's 5 inches long oh the doo doo day gonna have the runs all night gonna have the runs all day somethin' somethin', sharted somethin' ate too much old bay * you all add some words Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 07-02-2012 at 11:09 AM.