Originally Posted by frostlich
Wait! So you can pop these things? Makes sense. I thought I'd sat on a large chewed piece of Hubbard Bubba.
Has anyone tried to burn these things off? I have a soldering iron.
A hemmoroid is not like a zit. You can't pop it. Well, actually you could, but you'll die in bloody agony with a sharp object up yer pooper and people will laugh at you after you're gone.