Originally Posted by Big L
Did that one time
. Remember those cholesterol free potato chips with Olestra or somethin like that? The grease that would just flow right through you? Yeah, well, ate some of those on an empty stomach at lunch time. Felt a fart coming on a bit later, and it was nothing but liquid grease. Had to sneak out of the office with greasy underpantaloons. Luckily I lived less than a mile from the office at the time. Damn grease even got a little in the fabric of my office chair. Swapped out my chair with some dooshnozzle who didn't come in until late every morning the next day.
HA ha, Olestra.... LOL.
The FDA yanked that right quick ROFL.