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Old 08-15-2012, 01:23 PM   #27
Jordy
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Originally Posted by gunnails View Post
Found a bunch of one liners'


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Tim Tebow doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Sheep count Tim Tebow touchdowns when they sleep.

Tim Tebow can win a freestyle rap battle with bible scriptures.

Scientists agree, the Big Bang was actually a Tim Tebow stiff arm.

If Tim Tebow was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/
These guys must be writing for Conan.
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