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Passed by the Sagamore on a cruise boat yesterday. Saw a bunch of Izod-wearing pinkie-raisers relaxing on the lawn near the shore...I shouted "CARLTON....CARLTON......CARRRRLTONNN" while waving but got no response. Had I gotten one, I would have Forrest Gumped off the bow and swam to meet my fellow hampurite.
What could have been.
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