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Originally Posted by Jets Things
lol
The wife caught me trying to take one pic of a tasty milf. :o
"I told the guys on my Jets site I'd take a picture of a hot chick."
"So what, you think she's pretty?"
"If I say yes, will this conversation be over?"
"No."
"Then no."
"Nice try. Please tell me you haven't done this before."
"I swear I haven't." (explanation of jury duty and training class pics)
"That's pathetic. Good thing these weirdos are just online friends."
"Well. There's this...meet-up idea-"
"No, no and no."
"I haven't said anything yet!"
"You're going to meet these people?? In person??"
"No, we're all going to Skype shirtless."
"Not funny. What if some of them are psychos?"
"There's really no doubt that."
"You're not going."
"It probably won't even happen."
"You're not going."
"Fine. When do you want to get lunch?"
"I'm not done laying in the sun yet. Why don't you ask your girlfriend."
"Sigh."
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Possibly one of the funniest things I've ever read on this site.
