Originally Posted by SAR I
Put a webcam atop your pretzel bowl so we can critique you when we're back from the game. Lets see how you cheer. Lets see how many times you flip the channel. Lets see how many personal phone calls and texts you respond to. Lets see how much noise you make on third down.
7 Sundays in a 16 week period I'm spending $5000 and 7 hours away from my wife and daughter with a bunch of face painted drunks and I have to take sh*t from a pretzel-eating couch jockey? I don't think so.
Blow me - you ain't sh_t.
I don't care how much money you spend p_ssyboy, you are no more a fan then anyone else here - remember that.
You think your sh_t don't stink?
F_ck off punk.
As far as a pretzel eating couch jockey goes, look in the mirror fatboy.
I am in the gym 7 days a week 3 hours a day and I guarantee you I can break your pencil-neck.