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Old 10-02-2012, 06:36 PM   #32
heymangold
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Originally Posted by ListerFiend View Post
This is how i picture the braintrust when deciding to sign this guy:


Tanny: OK guys, all of our jobs are on the line. We need to sign someone ASAP.

Rex: Yea, lets sign another corner.

Tanny: But we did that yesterday

Rex: OK, well then lets trade Mcknight back to the D and sign a RB.

Random Assistant Coach with a quarter of a brain: We just signed a RB last week... What about a WR? Gaffney is free.

Rex: This is my damn team. Either RB or CB, those are the only positions of any importance.

Woody Johnson: What about signing Tim Tebow?

Tanny: We already have tim tebow...

Woody Johnson: Yea, but lets sign him again, you can never have enough tebow.

Sparano: We could play tebow at RB?

Rex: No, that makes too much sense. I beefed him up to 250lbs to hold a clipboard, not to run with the ball.... We need someone new.

Random Assistant Coach with a quarter of a brain: Ryan Grant? He has had atleast one productive season, plus he went to Don bosco, the best school in the world.

Tanny: You're fired get out.

Rex: hey, You alright Tanny? You're slumping over pretty hard.

Tanny: I know, its my back. it hurts so damn bad from turning over all these rocks. But i think I found someone that will fit in great. Lex Hilliard.

Sparano: YES! I had him on the dolphins when i was the head coach; we experienced no success at all and had an offense that was so pathetic we had to turn to working out of the wildcat as our base offense. Ronnie Brown would play our QB, it was great. He made no contributions at all, he will fit in PERFECTLY with the rest of our team.

Rex: Sounds great, get him a contract now tanny. Ill go talk to McKnight and let him know he is going back to CB

Woody: Ok, great, but we still need more tebow...
this was almost funny, until you mentioned 2 players already signed by other teams. other then that, might as well call us the New York Dolphins.
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