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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver
A writer myself, I am currently working on a book called "SuckGate" in which I reveal a decades long conspiracy of the Jets front office and coaching staff to ensure the Jets consistently lost over a period exceeding 40 years to satisfy NY mob bets.
I have thousands and thousands of pages of data that capture carefully designed and concealed horrific play calling, bad trades, secret goofy draft choices, hidden idiotic coaching decisons, and disguised inept players. My document proves that against the spread the failure of the Jets to wins a Super Bol since 1969 is a a statistical impossibility according to senior Vegas- odds making analysts.
I encourage all Jets fans (and even non-Jets fans) to purchase this book (only $39.95, or if you buy two, $99.95). Enabled With the data in this book you will be able to sue the New York Jets organization for decades of premeditated, calculated suckiness to the tune of a cabillion jillion dollars.
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I don't get it. One is a historically mediocre franchise and the other was penalized with the worst cheating punishment in nfl history.