Originally Posted by Timmy®
i had a dead raccoon under my porch. i called the police to see if anyone should look at it in case there was rabies in the area. someone reported a rabid looking bobcat. the dispatcher said she'd look into it. if she said there was no problem, i would have just got rid of it as i'm always getting rid of dead animals. my wife makes me give them a decent burial. next thing i know a police car comes up the driveway, officer gets out with a box, gives me a "what a phag" look, and puts the raccoon in a box and leaves.
a week later in the police blotter under the title "Boxed Raccoon" i was described as a worried caller.
LOL. Better than "Quiff Bastid", right?