Had to go mention Britney?
Because I never thought she was "smoking,"
On the other hand:
Yes she's disgusting now. Yes she was always skanky. But to me that was always part of her allure.
Then of course, the two copycats came along following Brit and Christina:
Willa Ford, who I'm pretty sure is still smoking.
Then there's Jessica Simpson. She was dementedly hot. She still could be, but her and XTina appear to enjoy being lards.
Who, of course, has supposedly "ruined sex for poor John Mayer since her vagina was like dynamite."
She can't dump weight. If her and Christina did, they'd still be smoking.
But they won't/don't want to so therefore you would need a time machine to go for any of the three, outside of possibly Willa.
There's a picture of Jessica Simpson earlier in this thread I believe. In that famous wet white bikini.