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Originally Posted by detjetsfan
Mark dates this...
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What you really mean to say is Mark dates modern sluts who have been around while Tebow dates the kind of chicks Mark has to molest to even get close to getting.
Even Eva fantasizes about the kind of chicks Tebow gets, then when she is alone at night she cries in a corner about being a used up public trollop who bangs washed up athletes.
Sure they're both pretty on the outside, but only one's been contaminated by Mark.