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Originally Posted by southside
You're a tad out of sequence.
It's people cheering for the baby to cross the road. People getting tired of the baby not crossing and start booing. People then cheering for the oncoming traffic to destroy the baby. The oncoming traffic does not destroy the baby and some fans boo while others look on in bewilderment. The baby arrives safely out of the road and every cheers like rabid wilderbeasts. The baby then dies of dehydration and everyone boos and devours the baby like a pack of deranged wilderbeasts.
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Originally Posted by thebigragu
Im scooping the baby up, and unleashing an ak47 burst of judgement into the crowd of neanderthals cheering.
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Originally Posted by 1greenNUT
Here's how it shakes down for me:
-I have relatively little to look forward to.
-MTWR this week I am believing the Jets are going to win a tough game on Thanksgiving.
-I'm enjoying smack talk with my Pats fan friends right now.
-SD and NYG seem to remind me yearly that it's the strong finish of the season that matters.
Disillusioned? Perhaps. I just want to believe that around Christmas time some announcer, somewhere, will be saying "The Jets were dead in the water on 11/17, and here they are controlling their own playoff destiny".
Of course we lose that game, then scoreboard watch, but it's too early for me to condemn the season.
Believing even slightly, in something improbable, is basically the only reason I exist today. **** the Pats, you're ****ing out!
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I need to amend the list to add:
It's people cheering for the baby to cross the road. People getting tired of the baby not crossing and start booing. People then cheering for the oncoming traffic to destroy the baby. The oncoming traffic does not destroy the baby and some fans boo while others look on in bewilderment. The baby arrives safely out of the road.
Some cheer like rabid wilderbeasts while many others criticize how the baby crawled backwards out of the road, stating that it "backed in" to safety. The baby then dies of dehydration and everyone boos and devours the baby like a pack of deranged wilderbeasts.