[Porgyman]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Eh, we're not really like that. The girl is almost 3 and the boy is 10 months, so they're still adorable enough for everyone to want to play with them, leaving us to relax. Once they're both fully mobile, we'll keep a keener eye out. As for the rubbing alcohol, my wife did that with our daughter a few months ago.

"Are you stupid? One bottle is brown and the other is clearish."
"I forgot which was which."
"That's what the labels are for."
"Sorry smartass, I was just trying to get her to stop screaming."
"How'd that work out?"
"You know what-"
"Don't say something you'll regret." (my wife is a bit of a hot-head when pushed)
"Go fukc yourself. There. I don't regret that at all." (self-satisfied smile)
"You better wash out that mouth or I'm not letting it near my dick later." "Hahahahahahahaha!! You wish." Argument over, forgiveness all around, daughter still crying.

Your wife said this to you???