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Old 11-20-2012, 11:31 AM   #106
Fishooked
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You ever notice that people without kids, hate others peoples kids, but almost always have a pet (kid substitute) that visitors are supposed to fawn over as if it was a child?

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Like the gastropod who sits behind me at work, all I hear about is her ****ing dog, a rotweiler ("rottie" ) that she talks bout like its her son.


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Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post

Our daughter was a great baby, but our son sucks.
Props for admitting that. My first daughter pretty much sucked. Didn't sleep through the night until she was nearly 2. Could not put her down, was colic like crazy, changed formulas seemingly every other week.

Unfortunately for me, it seems I have 'passed my gas' gene onto her.


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Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
Florida scots or florida jews?

This thread is shaping up into spun Hampur gold.


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Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
Your wife said this to you???
See?



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Are you saying his wife has a dick?



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Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
Whats that, The Call of Clit-hulhu?
LMAO, well played....

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Originally Posted by southside View Post
Wow, thanks for ruining a good thread with all your miserable family talk.

BAH!
Silence! Adults are speaking!
Embittered, curmudgeony adults....
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