Originally Posted by 32green
The waitress should have said your entree comes with Broccoli.
Did your father in law show you his astronaut pen?
Whatever you do, dont take it.
Originally Posted by Braumeister
You know I recently made a joke that the reason Jets fans are such pessimistic, f*cks is because our fanbase is made up largely of Italians and Jews, and we both seem to revel in our misery. We NEED something to complain about.
It didn't go over well.
Or maybe it was just my sledge hammer delivery.
That's surprising, if you're as charming in real life as you are here....
Originally Posted by FF2®
My FIL couldn't wait to tell me about the Gronk injury and and almost seem to deliver the news with some sense of relief, because he found something to be miserable about. If he doesn't have something to be miserable about I think he actively scans the news to find something.
It really is unbelievable. That's one of my biggest pet peeves about certain members of my family.