[Jets Things]

Kids were beyond awful. The girl refused to nap today and the boy napped too long (I told my wife we had to wake him, but noooooo). Got to family's house at 4:30 and home by 7. If we were in public rather than with family we would have lasted five minutes instead of a few hours. Both kids are asleep now, I plan on finishing a magnum of wine before the game starts and switching to beer. Worst Thanksgiving ever, topped by my grandmother laughingly telling me I was worse than my daughter at that age. Whatever b***h.

Edit: still love you grandma, but knock it off.