Originally Posted by thebigragu
I'm all heart.
You're big brain has done well for you though I see. I saw that pos you rented and the beer in the cupholder in your SF trip. Between that and the friends you've made on an,internet message board or lack there of. I'm good thanks for asking.
Yeah I'm so small brainy-unsuccessful I fool someone into paying me a nice salary commission and traveling around the country on their dime. They don't let me rent Porsches yet though so maybe you got a point.
MAybe they can let me saddle up on a giant poodle like the one you got as a company car?
What know you of friendship, squire? Everyone in your orbit is little more than a hired temp thrown on the discard pile when you tire of 'em. The freaks here? I wouldn't friend 3/4 of em for all the calzone in Staten Italy.
And does not your signature text mention sumpin' about men with enemies and their character? Character I haz, and then some!
I even volunteered to be an organ donor, they're reserved in your name, don't make me change my mind