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Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet

Yeah I'm so small brainy-unsuccessful I fool someone into paying me a nice salary commission and traveling around the country on their dime. They don't let me rent Porsches yet though so maybe you got a point.

MAybe they can let me saddle up on a giant poodle like the one you got as a company car?

What know you of friendship, squire? Everyone in your orbit is little more than a hired temp thrown on the discard pile when you tire of 'em. The freaks here? I wouldn't friend 3/4 of em for all the calzone in Staten Italy.

And does not your signature text mention sumpin' about men with enemies and their character? Character I haz, and then some!

I even volunteered to be an organ donor, they're reserved in your name, don't make me change my mind

Enjoy your travels!