I was in court for a speeding ticket and had hired a lawyer since it was complete BS. In case you are wondering, I got off.
So I'm in the court room awaiting to be called up when the defendant of the current hearing sneezes and farts at the same time.
The judge started laughing. The guy was mortified. Apparently it was a shart. I felt terrible for him until he walked by me on the way out and I smelled it and hated him.