Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard
Cut to a shack in the woods -- Timmy standing barefoot on a piece of lined notebook paper whilst his rube neighbor crudely tries to trace his feet with a pencil nub. Sweet Monday afternoon.
His wife gazes out the window and see's teh outline of Timmmy, hands on hips, and a dude kneeling in front of him. Timmy going "thaats right, around the whole thing, now the toes, thaaats it. "