I won't drink liqueurs/cordials because they're for chicks, old Mediterranean men and faggots. I won't drink rum because it's for pirates and morons. I rarely drink tequila because it's for college kids and Mexicans. I won't drink bourbon because it's for plantation owners and uncle-fukcers.
What I will drink is...
Beer - almost any, but prefer stouts
Vodka - booze's Renaissance Man
Single malt scotch - preferably from the islands region
Irish Whiskey - 12 yo Redbreast is the tits
Gin - Bombay Sapphire or Hendricks
Wine - most reds, chardonnay is the only white