Buncha faigs on this board.
I pickled my internal organs beginning in middle school, which has served me well in my ensuing years. I believe that prepping the body early enough made my liver like baseball glove leather. and thus good to go until I'm making George Burns look like some snot-nosed douche. We Norwegians are hardy stock, and thus all the chemicals I've blended with the devil's brew have only served to act as preservatives for my aging temple.
High functioning is like 3 levels below me.