I had a dream last night.
In my dream, I was living the movie Back To The Future.
I was talking to my friend Doc about the Jets. Over 40 years as a Jets fan... it was finally killing me.
Doc was a Jets fan too. He understood.
Then he started to tell me about this time machine he had. It was a Delorean and he could send me back in time and I could tell myself not to be a Jets fan. And I could save my wife and boys from being one too!!!
He was showing me a scale model he had built and was explaining how it worked. Something about a remote control and lightning hitting the clock tower, 88 mph. I was skeptical to say the least.
I mean, it's 2012... who the f*ck still has a Delorean anyway???
Well apparently, Doc did! With Jets plates no less!!!
That night, Doc decided to give his time machine a test. I decided to watch so I could laugh at him when it failed.
He set the remote control and suddenly...
lightning struck the clock tower the car began to move. I was more than a little surprised.