Originally Posted by FF2®
The Model 570 was far superior.
5.0 out of 5 stars Banana Republic, December 20, 2012
By Large Marge Charles in Charge - See all my reviews
This review is from: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (Kitchen)
What else can I say that hasn't already been said about this breakthrough in modern-day technology? Well, a lot actually. The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer makes good on its promise to be more reliable and durable than the 569 and 568 models. Each 571 Slicer is hand-crafted and molded from the limited edition Laserdiscs of various Patrick Swayze classics with a yellow sheer gloss finish provided by lead paints found in houses built in the 18th Century. It is a giant leap in progress from the 569 model, which you may remember caused the Divorce Rate to finally exceed 50% of marriages in 1994. One thing to keep in mind about this new model is its stem replica handles at the top and bottom of the Slicer, first seen in model 568, making a much-needed return. The stem replicas are incredibly intuitive when dangling the Slicer over a group of starving South American children. I would recommend this product to everyone who has ever dreamed about making their life just a little bit more enjoyable. But please do keep in mind that this item is BANNED in Canada for its dislike of the game of hockey and its current pending patent lawsuit with the Gauser 356 PickleDicker. However, if you are in the United States and desire something that can keep the whole family busy in weekly therapy, the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer is definitely for you. I may get a lot of heat on here for this but I think someone has to say it: The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer easily eclipses Crayola's White Crayon for the most ground-breaking and useful household tool for every day use.
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