Originally Posted by RaoulDuke
4 days of constant rain and wind
6 adults, and 3 children under 4 cramped in a puny 17century home built by Stokes' great great grandfather
3 bedrooms, no hallway. To go to the last bedroom you have to go through the other 2. We of course have the first. Brings a new light to family relationships seeing you overweight Chinese sister in law go through your bedroom in her jamies "good night!"
The worst are the wooden beams Stokes' GGGF installed in vengeance for future jokes. Just high enough to forget about em, but low enough for a grazing/scalping action. After a few encounters you get a little bump which makes for a perfect target for the next time
Merry Fuking Christmas
Hope you watched this movie ------------------ while staying in your lovely-sounding vacation home
Have a great rest of your holiday!