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Fishooked · 12-27-2012, 10:40 PM

I need something rock-solid here, not just my usual 'I dont feel so good, smell the bathroom for yourself' kind of illness.

Every year its the same old drag at my wife's friends house, with a house full of kids that are hopped up on leftover sugar cookies and holiday desserts, and a bunch of adults that frankly I can't fake more than a couple hours worth of conversation topics with. One of us has to drive home and unfortunately I don't trust my wife so I usually take the sobriety bullet which exacerbates things.

Ideas?

12-27-2012, 10:40 PM	#1
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,724	I need to fake an illness to get out of a New Years Eve event....ideas? I need something rock-solid here, not just my usual 'I dont feel so good, smell the bathroom for yourself' kind of illness. Every year its the same old drag at my wife's friends house, with a house full of kids that are hopped up on leftover sugar cookies and holiday desserts, and a bunch of adults that frankly I can't fake more than a couple hours worth of conversation topics with. One of us has to drive home and unfortunately I don't trust my wife so I usually take the sobriety bullet which exacerbates things. Ideas?