Originally Posted by Timmy®
you have a history of this kind of stuff, nothing you say will be believed.
Before you go, tell your wife you don't feel good. She will obviously tell you that you are a lying POS and make you go. Then you must sh*t your pants in the car on the way over, and when it happens say "Well are you satisfied now?!!"
Not a lot of fun, but better than going.
Well her car does have leather seats, that should help with the cleanup....I'll put this one in the 'maybe' column.
Originally Posted by 32green
I remember I tried this in College when I had to work the weekends, it was really hard to get off and I got Basketball tix....Separate an egg yolk from the white...mix it up pretty good, then dab some in the eyelashes of one eye.
Let it dry.
Walk around kind of squinting that eye... and this is important...let her notice it and point it out.
Then, stab a screwdriver into your ass.
So, salmonella eye? Interesting.
I'm not sure sure where the screwdriver in the ass part fits in, although it could be used to relieve excess pressure. Still more pleasant than watching the Jets.
Originally Posted by Big L
So what's the verdict, Fish?
Aye, the day is upon me and Ive barely done any research.
I'm thinking of simply not getting out of bed until maybe 11 or 12pm. This could backfire, as she could think that I am merely resting my liver.
But if I go to bed wearing several layers of clothes, muttering ''....ssssssso......ccccccold...." and pretend to fade in and out of consciousness....that could work.