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This just in from the J&J HQ , Mr Woody Johnson just informed the NFL offices in NY that he will be happy to pay the 50 cent per day fine for the shear enjoyment of watching the local media squirm like the vermin they are.
To show his appreciation for all the Jets fans, he would like to pass along this update on the current situation.
" To my great sadness the Jets really sucked this year. I am totally disappointed in the product that was put on the field and our fans deserves better.
Thus the letting go of Mike and the search for a new GM. When that search is completed and that person hired and after time to put together a plan for the coming season well will give you more information.
In the future we will no longer be dealing with the local press, but directly with our fan base thru the Internet and the local Jets forums. Fans will be able to access all press ( now called fan ) conferences and ask questions to coaches and players directly.
In closing I would like to thank all the beat reporters for all the crap they have dropped on this team over the years. It's that crap that had lead us to this new wonderful way of showing its our fans that are important and not sell newspapers or promoting local media.
In short u can now all go be giant beat writers and write how great and wonderful they are and basically go ****' yourselves.
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