Originally Posted by Big L
I was in Ireland for a wedding about 8 or 9 years ago. Driving down the back roads, ditches on both sides. Uncle Pat (my brother in laws uncle, or mine) is in a rental behind us. A local comes down the road the other way, we keep as left as possible, and keep going. Happen to look back, and Uncle Pat is off in the ditch. Swerved to much to avoid the car, hit the ditch, broke the wheel right off the axle.
Ah, good times, good times...
Talk to me when you've knocked the calf out of a pregnant cow in the road...
Goo covered wanker sliding slowly down the windshield with its tongue dragging after it.. going...
"Meeeeeh.......Meh.....Mehhhhhhh mmmoooh? Ugh"