JI: Thanks for coming in Brent, take a seat.
Brent Musburger: (farts) Glad to be here. Am I hired?
JI: Whoa...hey, we're just getting started. Have to ask you a few questions first.
Brent Musburger: Let's make it quick, I gotta get back to Fish's pic thread.
JI: Okay, okay...Tell us some of your qualifications.
Brent Musburger: (cracks open a beer) hmmm...Let's see. I like t!ts, I like ass. Umm..........my initials are BM.
JI: This is a good start. We actually decided to bring you in after some comments you made about AJ Mccaron's girlfriend during the BCS Championship. Those comments were a little....uhhh...awkward. What prompted them?
Brent Musburger: The game was ugly, a total murder scene in the first half. Alabama was scoring left and right, and Notre Dame was scoring like southside. I needed to liven up the telecast.
JI: You're hired.
Brent Musburger: 
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