Originally Posted by jetstream23
Korn/Ferry: "hey Woody, great news! We found your new GM!"
Woody: "Excellent. Where is he?"
Korn/Ferry: "Well, that's the funny part. He's been sitting in a cubicle outside Mike Tannenbaum's office for years."
Woody: "Wow, you guys are geniuses!"
Korn/Ferry: "We know. That'll be $250,000 please."
Woody: "Absolutely. I'll write you a check right now with this PSL money that just came in."
Woody: "Hey, BTW what's my new GMs name"?