I'm trying to picture the second guy calling in sick.
Hello, this is Vladmir.
What is it.
I cant come in today.
WHy not, Vladmir, this is unacceptable.
You know those giant balls they push you down the mountain in?
What are you talking about?
I got into a Zorb, got pushed down the mountain, went off the course and plummeted into a ravine. I hurt my head.
Why would you do that.
Denis is dead, he's not coming in either.
What!!!!? Now I have to re-schedule 4 brain surgeries.
6, I was doing two more today.
Ok, Now I have to reschedule 6! This is bull***t.
I'm on Utube.