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Originally Posted by crasherino
Seriously - I can't believe this guy didn't stay home to watch the Jets playoff game.
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He opted for the best of both worlds...go to the Caribbean and spend all your time seeking an internet connection so you can post about being in the Caribbean on a Jets message board. Meanwhile girlfriend sits manless in the hotel bar, wiping her sunglasses every few seconds to remove the breath-fog from the pressing circle of pompadoured Tony Montanas, while being coached in excited Spanish by latino women on the proper method for slicing off a sleeping boyfriend's balls.