01-29-2013, 11:06 PM
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Some real gems in here 
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Clearly I had a little too much free time on my hands today, and I was given the marvelous suggestion by another poster to put together a best of compilation for JI's most lovable poster. So now I proudly present to you:
The World According to Super Newb:
Super Newb on the Jets Players:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
if each player on the Jets was an animal, what would each one be? i think erik coleman sort of looks like a kitty lol and herm wold be a dog becasue hes always chasing the bus lmao
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
nooooo i dont
I think Curtis Martin would be a mule because hes a hard worker and becasue he cant have babies
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
ZOMG TIIS he is liek a kangaroo combined with a cheetah with magnets for hands
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Super Newb on his most painful Jets memory:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
my most painful jets moment was when i was wacthing a game and iwas on my moms tredmill and they scored and i was jumping up and down lol but i was on the treadmill so i fell and hit my head  |
Super Newb on Ty Law:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
i think ty laws gonna be really good and i hope he picks off brady every time we play them
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
i think ty laws gonna pick off byron sandwich TWICE
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Super Newb on Wayne Chrebet:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
chrebet is like my hero hes like my favorite jet becasue hes small but he still does good and he dosent give up his dreams even though hes old too
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Super Newb on Tom Brady:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
i hope tom brady trips and hits his face lmao
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Super Newb on John Abraham:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
thats a real good post u added a lot
abe better sign or im gonna be mad and send an angry letter to his mom
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Super Newb on Rocky 6:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
OMG LMAO if slyevster stalonne beat up LLL cool j that would be MOST EXCELENT!!!!!!!111
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Super Newb on Chad Pennington:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
OMG IF I HAD a chad penninton doll i would never leave its side
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
i think his arm is 94.457272568% now
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
youve hated him since the begining of 2001? thats DUMB
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Super Newb on Soup:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
kurt warner didnt have a syndrome lol he had the campbells chunky noodle soup CURSE
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
i love soup
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Super Newb on Jets Insider:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
i know LOLz i love this site it's the best!!!!!!!111
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OMG i was sooooo scared i thought we lost it but now its back and im happy
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
omglol theirs like a 100 people in this thraed
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Super Newb on Herman Edward's clock management:
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i think herm didnt want the fiedl goal wads because he didnt want andy reid to be sad because when hes sad he eats a lot
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Super Newb on Jonathan Vilma:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
THREE WORDS!!!1:
IF LUO GERRIG WAS A LINEBAKCER
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Super Newb on the Jets new stadium:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
tHat sUcks bEcause i rEally wAnted tHem iN qUeens
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Super Newb on the Buffalo Bills:
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LoLz he probalby picked bufffallo because he lieks theyre WINGS!!!
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
Jetz - ELEVENTY BILLION
Billz - NEGATIVE 1
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
we should go to sam adasm hosue and EAT HIS CHILDREN
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
mAYBE hE'LL (Drew Bledsoe) gET iNTO tHE hALL oF fAME oF gETTING sACKED!!!!!!!!1111111
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Super Newb on JacktheRipper:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
OhMahGuh IM TELLING yur imagniary financee taht you like derek jeters girlfriedn BETTER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Super Newb on new NFL rules:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
i heard theres a new rule that the qb has to chug a beer for every first down
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Super Newb on Jetman73:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
Jetman73 YOUR PATHETIC BOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Super Newb on Woody Johnson:
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woody is a SACK OF POOPY
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Super Newb on Vikings "Sex Boat"
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OMG their all going to hell
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Super Newb imitating arsenal1189:
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aresnall1198 - i leik lotz of numbres and letters in mY name!!!!!
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Super Newb on Halloween:
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im gunna dress as a HUGE bar of soap and than run up to poeple and scrub them lol
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Super Newb on Brooks Bollinger:
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i dun now wear hell be but HELL ALWAYS BE MY HERO!!!!!!!1
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Super Newb responding to "Kerry Rhodes > Rodney Harrison"
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kerry rhodes and rondey harrison arent numbers silly!
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Super Newb writes a limerick:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
there onve was a jet named curtis
in 2005 he hurt his
knee and this was bad
it made me sad
i wish i had 55 dolers
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Super Newb on Albert Haynesworth:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
id be scared that he would climb out of the tv and step on my face
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Super Newb on getting rid of the green pants:
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No Wait We Baet The Pats In Green Pnats
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Super Newb on God:
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yeah god has more improtant things to worry about like the straving african babies
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Super Newb on the 2007 Season:
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HAY GUYS
I KNOW YOU ALL R SAD N STUF
BUT
DONT GIVE UP
WELL COME BACK AND WIN TEH SUPER BOWL
I <3 U ALL
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Super Newb on being made a moderator:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
lol make me mode
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Super Newb on being nice for Christmas:
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yes because jesus would want me to and its for his birthdya
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Super Newb on "Who's better than Super Newb?"
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lol no1 thats who!
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Super Newb on Pro Wrestling:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
i cant watch anymore since my mom cauhgt us wrestlnig in are underwere
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Super Newb on Bill Parcells:
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mayeb the jets will hire him to be there grandpa
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Super Newb on bad links:
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wut the heck is 404
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Super Newb's favorite websites:
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Originally Posted by Super Newb
10. nypost.com when i want to read the news and feel smart
9. ebaumswrold has alot of funny stuff
8. google cause i can use it for anything
7. askjeeves cause hes like having a butler
6. wikipedia for doing homewrok
5. imdb for talkin about movies n stuff
4. aintitcool for cool news
3. youtube for the funny videos
2. myspace cause my freinds are their
1. JETSINSDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And there you have it, the world according to the one, the only, the genius of JI... Super Newb
And don't ever forget...
LoLz i LoVe ThE jEtS
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