Q: Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?
A: Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!
Q: What do you call a male strip club?
A: A cockpit.
Q: What does a stripper do with her ******* before work?
A: She drops him off at band practice.
Q: What's the difference between a magician and a stripper?
A: One has a cunning stunt...
Q: Why do strippers make bad bankrobbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
Q: Whats the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?
A: When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Q: Why do strippers always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.
Q: What's the difference between a stripper and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: What does a stripper put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: How many cops does it take to push a stripper down the stairs?
A: None "She fell"