Flossing and flinging your food scraps all over the place. Brushing your teeth and spitting your foamy residue on the sink and mirror.
I don't want to see this, you anal-retentive, Felix Hunger-like dooshbags. Do it in the privacy of the your own home, cavedwellers.
How'd you like it if every day I do a self prostate exam and leave the rubber gloves in the sink? Don't tempt me.