Originally Posted by crasherino
Do you think that last ditch effort is going to hold any sway with the dentist? As if brushing one time will mask you not flossing for the past 6 months?
Personally, I go the opposite way. I gorge on a box of oreos and all sorts of messy, stanky foods. Fuk him - let the dentist earn his insurance money he so graciously accepts on my behalf (yeah, he's my cousin).
My dental hygenists are all women. So I'm holding out hope that, just once, my dental visit will evolve in to a 70's porn flick with something like "Oh, Mr. Big L, you're teeth and breath are so clean and fresh. I bet your schween is, too. Let me check." <que 70's pern music>