[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by Jetworks

I like to have one of those disposable plastic brush/toothpick combo thingers with me when I know I'll be eating in public. I'll be sure to use it at the table next time so as to not offend anyone in the lavatory. Where there's a mirror. And sink.

Or you could wait to implement your oral hygiene ritual until you got home like non-crazy people.