Originally Posted by Jetworks
Yes, better to be uncouth, speaking with a piece of spinach pinched between the eye tooth and incisor, flapping about like some felt Jets pennant flag.
Seriously, what's the big deal about going to a lavatory and addressing the issue in private?
Oh, I don't think it's a big deal. I just think it's a little eccentric. But in the scenario you describe it is the least bad, most couth option. You're right, can't go around with spinach in your grill all day.