[quote][i]Originally posted by Jet Moses[/i]@Nov 7 2004, 09:31 PM
[b] Senator John Kerry, known as Mr. Nuance to many elites but Mr. Flip-Flopper to most others, has finally taken a defining stand on the War On Terror.
The Senator’s momentous breakthrough came after struggling to find a concrete answer the American people could understand.
The Senator described his stressful struggle this way, “After much nuanced thinking, I didn’t understand why the American people don’t understand my nuanced approach to the War On Terror. The media understands my approach; the Hollywood folks do; the French do; and for criminy’s sake, even washed-up rock musicians do. Why then don’t the American people catch on?”
After much consternation, Senator Kerry confessed his answer came after thinking to himself, “Why, this War On Terror is nothing more than a nuisance, like a bad case of jock itch” as he profusely scratched himself. [/b][/quote]
Hey, I don't know if you heard, Kerry lost the election. It's kind of pointless to trash him now. Just my two cents.