OT: Robin Williams has a plan!

[jetstream23]

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will
never
"interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't
wan t us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking
through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will
have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or
given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make
a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

11) "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you
want a piece of me?' "

[trend]

I don't know who's plan that is, but it ain't Robin Williams:

[URL=http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp]Urban Legends[/URL]

[dmaynard]

[QUOTE=trend]I don't know who's plan that is, but it ain't Robin Williams:

[URL=http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp]Urban Legends[/URL][/QUOTE]

Robin Williams is a very funny guy, but I have heard his politics before. The usual cookie cutter Hollywood liberal stuff. This didn't sound like him. Props to Robin on the Statue of Liberty joke though, that is pretty good.

[Klecko73isGod]

[QUOTE=dmaynard]Robin Williams is a very funny guy, but I have heard his politics before. The usual cookie cutter Hollywood liberal stuff. This didn't sound like him. Props to Robin on the Statue of Liberty joke though, that is pretty good.[/QUOTE]Robin Williams also had a great joke about Islamic martyrdon in his last HBO special. I'm paraphrasing but it goes something like this"

The 9/11 highjackers die in their plane crashes and go up to heaven where they are met by Thomas Jefferson who kicks them in the balls and says, "how dare you desecrate what I created!"

George Washington then comes up from behind and smacks them in the back of the head with a baseball bat yelling, "take that you son's of *****es."

Confused, Mohammed Atta says, "what give? I thought we were to be met by 72 virgins?"

To which Jefferson responds, "you read it wrong *******, it's 72 VIRGINIANS!!!!"

[PlumberKhan]

Robin Williams next movie is his real peace plan... [url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0483726/[/url]


Make a comedian president. Now that would be neat!

[dmaynard]

[QUOTE=Klecko73isGod]Robin Williams also had a great joke about Islamic martyrdon in his last HBO special. I'm paraphrasing but it goes something like this"

The 9/11 highjackers die in their plane crashes and go up to heaven where they are met by Thomas Jefferson who kicks them in the balls and says, "how dare you desecrate what I created!"

George Washington then comes up from behind and smacks them in the back of the head with a baseball bat yelling, "take that you son's of *****es."

Confused, Mohammed Atta says, "what give? I thought we were to be met by 72 virgins?"

To which Jefferson responds, "you read it wrong *******, it's 72 VIRGINIANS!!!!"[/QUOTE]



LMAO :D