Major Caddyshack Problem.

FF2® · 09-05-2009, 11:32 AM

Freddie Got Fingered got me thinking...

During the final golf round, the 4 players are on the 18th green, all square.

The doctor misses his put, and Ted Knight makes his. "Oh Billy, Billy, Billy."

Chevy Chase misses his so its all up to Danny.

Now, Chevey Chase says if Danny MISSES, they lose. Well he makes it with the help of the explosion...SO IT SHOULD BE TIED. But they say his side WINS.

Am I missing something or is this the biggest mistake in cinematic history. :huh:

2foolish197 · 09-05-2009, 11:34 AM

you REALLY need a girlfriend...

BURGERMIKE · 09-05-2009, 11:36 AM

[QUOTE=FF2®;3239394]Freddie Got Fingered got me thinking...

During the final golf round, the 4 players are on the 18th green, all square.

The doctor misses his put, and Ted Knight makes his. "Oh Billy, Billy, Billy."

Chevy Chase misses his so its all up to Danny.

Now, Chevey Chase says if Danny MISSES, they lose. Well he makes it with the help of the explosion...SO IT SHOULD BE TIED. But they say his side WINS.

Am I missing something or is this the biggest mistake in cinematic history. :huh:[/QUOTE]

excelent point Fox, not enough time in Hollywood for a playoff?

Charlie Don't Surf · 09-05-2009, 11:37 AM

Someone (Rodney D.?) says double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt.

Judge mumbles and Chevy prompts him 'What's that Judge?'

Judge 'You're on, you're on!' Looks at Noonan 'Well, we're waiting'...........

Good point though.

Borgoguy · 09-05-2009, 11:39 AM

[QUOTE=2foolish197;3239404]you REALLY need a girlfriend...[/QUOTE]

This is the kind of dilemma which young guys need to ponder when trying to prolong the "moment of release" with their partners.

BURGERMIKE · 09-05-2009, 11:39 AM

[QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3239412][B]Someone (Rodney D.?) says double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt. [/B]
Judge mumbles and Chevy prompts him 'What's that Judge?'

Judge 'You're on, you're on!' Looks at Noonan 'Well, we're waiting'...........

Good point though.[/QUOTE]

I think you got it

Charlie Don't Surf · 09-05-2009, 11:42 AM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3239417]This is the kind of dilemma which young guys need to ponder when trying to prolong the "moment of release" with their partners.[/QUOTE]

Couple things I've used; balancing checkbook/mental image of dead kittens/name of the third Tenor (Seinfeld)

Actually, I find making sure you control your breathing to be the key to prolonging it. :yes:

BURGERMIKE · 09-05-2009, 11:45 AM

[QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3239433]Couple things I've used; balancing checkbook/mental image of dead kittens/name of the third Tenor (Seinfeld)

Actually, I find making sure you control your breathing to be the key to prolonging it. :yes:[/QUOTE]

I think about my taxes when looking at your sig

Charlie Don't Surf · 09-05-2009, 11:49 AM

[QUOTE=BURGERMIKE;3239440]I think about my taxes when looking at your sig[/QUOTE]

God damn thing is mesmerizing, isn't it?! I don't even know her name.

FF2® · 09-05-2009, 11:50 AM

[QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3239412]Someone (Rodney D.?) says double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt.

Judge mumbles and Chevy prompts him 'What's that Judge?'

Judge 'You're on, you're on!' Looks at Noonan 'Well, we're waiting'...........

Good point though.[/QUOTE]

So when he says "double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt" does that make the ORIGINAL bet moot? :huh:

Is the whole bet ($80,000) now just on that putt?

If so, when he makes the putt...Rodney would get nothing? Or double? Huh?

2milehighJet · 09-05-2009, 11:51 AM

[QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3239412][B]Someone (Rodney D.?) says double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt.[/B]

Judge mumbles and Chevy prompts him 'What's that Judge?'

Judge 'You're on, you're on!' Looks at Noonan 'Well, we're waiting'...........

Good point though.[/QUOTE]

Moose, Rocco, help the Judge find his checkbook

Charlie Don't Surf · 09-05-2009, 11:57 AM

[QUOTE=FF2®;3239449]So when he says "double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt" does that make the ORIGINAL bet moot? :huh:

Is the whole bet ($80,000) now just on that putt?

If so, when he makes the putt...Rodney would get nothing? Or double? Huh?[/QUOTE]

That's the real problem. Why would he agree to it?!

Although, given prior rulings handed out by judges is it really hard to believe one could be that dumb?

Ryan Boru · 09-05-2009, 06:03 PM

This is what I don't get, if Harrison Ford was really one of the robots how come the other robots were so much stronger than him?

CTM · 09-05-2009, 06:06 PM

[QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3239433]Couple things I've used; balancing checkbook/mental image of dead kittens/name of the third Tenor (Seinfeld)

Actually, I find making sure you control your breathing to be the key to prolonging it. :yes:[/QUOTE]
i'm married so i don't bother.. i usually think of her sister so its faster

Dimitri_0515 · 09-05-2009, 06:07 PM

This is the kind of stuff you think of when you get old and your mind turns to mush.

Warfish · 09-05-2009, 06:31 PM

[QUOTE=Ryan Boru;3239902]This is what I don't get, if Harrison Ford was really one of the robots how come the other robots were so much stronger than him?[/QUOTE]

:D

Borgoguy · 09-05-2009, 07:17 PM

[QUOTE=CTM;3239904]i'm married so i don't bother.. i usually think of her sister so its faster[/QUOTE]

LOL. In my family situation, thinking of those two would give me rapid decompression.

freestater · 09-05-2009, 07:41 PM

[QUOTE=FF2®;3239394]Freddie Got Fingered got me thinking...

During the final golf round, the 4 players are on the 18th green, all square.

The doctor misses his put, and Ted Knight makes his. "Oh Billy, Billy, Billy."

Chevy Chase misses his so its all up to Danny.

Now, Chevey Chase says if Danny MISSES, they lose. Well he makes it with the help of the explosion...SO IT SHOULD BE TIED. But they say his side WINS.

Am I missing something or is this the biggest mistake in cinematic history. :huh:[/QUOTE]
Second biggest mistake. In Brian DePalma's "Scarface", Tony is on his way into the hotel where the infamous "chainsaw scene" takes place. Outside, there is a USA Today vending machine. Problem is; Scarface is supposed to be taking place in Miami circa 1981, and USA Today wasn't released nationally until 1983. Talk about your whoppers. :rolleyes:

jetsNOW! · 09-06-2009, 12:22 AM

[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3239417]This is the kind of dilemma which young guys need to ponder when trying to prolong the "moment of release" with their partners.[/QUOTE]

Dude, that's so true. Every time that happens I switch my brain to the Mets. Not joking.

jetstream23 · 09-06-2009, 04:18 AM

[QUOTE=2foolish197;3239404]you REALLY need a girlfriend...[/QUOTE]

How can he find time for a gf when he's out there....protecting all of us.........from possible movie inconsistencies?

[IMG]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2550/46156fancyhd126.jpg[/IMG]

09-05-2009, 11:32 AM	#1
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,102	Major Caddyshack Problem. Freddie Got Fingered got me thinking... During the final golf round, the 4 players are on the 18th green, all square. The doctor misses his put, and Ted Knight makes his. "Oh Billy, Billy, Billy." Chevy Chase misses his so its all up to Danny. Now, Chevey Chase says if Danny MISSES, they lose. Well he makes it with the help of the explosion...SO IT SHOULD BE TIED. But they say his side WINS. Am I missing something or is this the biggest mistake in cinematic history. :huh:

09-05-2009, 11:50 AM	#10
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,102	[QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3239412]Someone (Rodney D.?) says double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt. Judge mumbles and Chevy prompts him 'What's that Judge?' Judge 'You're on, you're on!' Looks at Noonan 'Well, we're waiting'........... Good point though.[/QUOTE] So when he says "double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt" does that make the ORIGINAL bet moot? :huh: Is the whole bet ($80,000) now just on that putt? If so, when he makes the putt...Rodney would get nothing? Or double? Huh? Last edited by FF2®; 09-05-2009 at 11:53 AM.

09-05-2009, 11:34 AM	#2
2foolish197 i suspect hanky-panky All League Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: astoria Posts: 4,528	you REALLY need a girlfriend...

09-05-2009, 11:36 AM	#3
BURGERMIKE All Hailing the Queen of Cupholders! Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 3,771	[QUOTE=FF2®;3239394]Freddie Got Fingered got me thinking... During the final golf round, the 4 players are on the 18th green, all square. The doctor misses his put, and Ted Knight makes his. "Oh Billy, Billy, Billy." Chevy Chase misses his so its all up to Danny. Now, Chevey Chase says if Danny MISSES, they lose. Well he makes it with the help of the explosion...SO IT SHOULD BE TIED. But they say his side WINS. Am I missing something or is this the biggest mistake in cinematic history. :huh:[/QUOTE] excelent point Fox, not enough time in Hollywood for a playoff?

09-05-2009, 11:37 AM	#4
Charlie Don't Surf only posting here to look at his signature lady All League Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 502	Someone (Rodney D.?) says double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt. Judge mumbles and Chevy prompts him 'What's that Judge?' Judge 'You're on, you're on!' Looks at Noonan 'Well, we're waiting'........... Good point though.

09-05-2009, 11:39 AM	#5
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,344	[QUOTE=2foolish197;3239404]you REALLY need a girlfriend...[/QUOTE] This is the kind of dilemma which young guys need to ponder when trying to prolong the "moment of release" with their partners.

09-05-2009, 11:42 AM	#7
Charlie Don't Surf only posting here to look at his signature lady All League Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 502	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3239417]This is the kind of dilemma which young guys need to ponder when trying to prolong the "moment of release" with their partners.[/QUOTE] Couple things I've used; balancing checkbook/mental image of dead kittens/name of the third Tenor (Seinfeld) Actually, I find making sure you control your breathing to be the key to prolonging it. :yes:

09-05-2009, 11:45 AM	#8
BURGERMIKE All Hailing the Queen of Cupholders! Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 3,771	[QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3239433]Couple things I've used; balancing checkbook/mental image of dead kittens/name of the third Tenor (Seinfeld) Actually, I find making sure you control your breathing to be the key to prolonging it. :yes:[/QUOTE] I think about my taxes when looking at your sig

09-05-2009, 11:49 AM	#9
Charlie Don't Surf only posting here to look at his signature lady All League Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 502	[QUOTE=BURGERMIKE;3239440]I think about my taxes when looking at your sig[/QUOTE] God damn thing is mesmerizing, isn't it?! I don't even know her name.

09-05-2009, 11:51 AM	#11
2milehighJet Needs to sharpen his edges All League Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Breckenridge, CO Posts: 3,138	[QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3239412][B]Someone (Rodney D.?) says double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt.[/B] Judge mumbles and Chevy prompts him 'What's that Judge?' Judge 'You're on, you're on!' Looks at Noonan 'Well, we're waiting'........... Good point though.[/QUOTE] Moose, Rocco, help the Judge find his checkbook

09-05-2009, 11:57 AM	#12
Charlie Don't Surf only posting here to look at his signature lady All League Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 502	[QUOTE=FF2®;3239449]So when he says "double or nothing to Judge Smails he makes that putt" does that make the ORIGINAL bet moot? :huh: Is the whole bet ($80,000) now just on that putt? If so, when he makes the putt...Rodney would get nothing? Or double? Huh?[/QUOTE] That's the real problem. Why would he agree to it?! Although, given prior rulings handed out by judges is it really hard to believe one could be that dumb?

09-05-2009, 06:03 PM	#13
Ryan Boru thankful to live in this great country. Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 470	This is what I don't get, if Harrison Ford was really one of the robots how come the other robots were so much stronger than him?

09-05-2009, 06:06 PM	#14
CTM Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Not bababooey and I resent the implication Posts: 21,029	[QUOTE=Charlie Don't Surf;3239433]Couple things I've used; balancing checkbook/mental image of dead kittens/name of the third Tenor (Seinfeld) Actually, I find making sure you control your breathing to be the key to prolonging it. :yes:[/QUOTE] i'm married so i don't bother.. i usually think of her sister so its faster

09-05-2009, 06:07 PM	#15
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	This is the kind of stuff you think of when you get old and your mind turns to mush.

09-05-2009, 06:31 PM	#16
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	[QUOTE=Ryan Boru;3239902]This is what I don't get, if Harrison Ford was really one of the robots how come the other robots were so much stronger than him?[/QUOTE] :D

09-05-2009, 07:17 PM	#17
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,344	[QUOTE=CTM;3239904]i'm married so i don't bother.. i usually think of her sister so its faster[/QUOTE] LOL. In my family situation, thinking of those two would give me rapid decompression.

09-05-2009, 07:41 PM	#18
freestater we gonna lay around the shanty, Mama, and put a good buzz on Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 13,507	[QUOTE=FF2®;3239394]Freddie Got Fingered got me thinking... During the final golf round, the 4 players are on the 18th green, all square. The doctor misses his put, and Ted Knight makes his. "Oh Billy, Billy, Billy." Chevy Chase misses his so its all up to Danny. Now, Chevey Chase says if Danny MISSES, they lose. Well he makes it with the help of the explosion...SO IT SHOULD BE TIED. But they say his side WINS. Am I missing something or is this the biggest mistake in cinematic history. :huh:[/QUOTE] Second biggest mistake. In Brian DePalma's "Scarface", Tony is on his way into the hotel where the infamous "chainsaw scene" takes place. Outside, there is a USA Today vending machine. Problem is; Scarface is supposed to be taking place in Miami circa 1981, and USA Today wasn't released nationally until 1983. Talk about your whoppers. :rolleyes:

09-06-2009, 12:22 AM	#19
jetsNOW! Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,179	[QUOTE=Borgoguy;3239417]This is the kind of dilemma which young guys need to ponder when trying to prolong the "moment of release" with their partners.[/QUOTE] Dude, that's so true. Every time that happens I switch my brain to the Mets. Not joking.

09-06-2009, 04:18 AM	#20
jetstream23 recovering from turf toe Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ (New Jets Stadium Section 246) Posts: 31,548	[QUOTE=2foolish197;3239404]you REALLY need a girlfriend...[/QUOTE] How can he find time for a gf when he's out there....protecting all of us.........from possible movie inconsistencies? [IMG]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2550/46156fancyhd126.jpg[/IMG]